meanplastic:

money is the anthem of success, so put on mascara and your party dress

merylstreepismymom:

I’m so disgusting I love it

(via stupdteen)

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

*debates whether to buy something* *imagines aziz ansari saying “treat yo self”* *treats self*

(via covocal)

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via hotboyproblems)

shutupaubrey:

are you a dog? no ? goodbye

(via fake-mermaid)

stupdteen:

wtf found this rly drunk selfie of me on my laptop?????? think i was very angry at this point on sat night 

unirony:

lebanesegirlswag:

unirony:

croptops r for anyone 2 wear n everyone 2 celebrate

Unless you have a muffin top.

here’s a to-do list for u

  • fix yr garbage ass blog
  • fix yr garbage ass attitude

(via ugly)

Happiness begins with you. Not with your relationship, your friends, or your job. But with you.

Mandy Hale (via w-ritings)

(Source: iwaschangedforgood, via overattaching)

andrvw:

black licorice isn’t a candy it’s a punishment 

(via twerkcentral)