snazziest:

We are grapes with the option to become raisins or fine wine

(via jetbag)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via hotboyproblems)

  • My thoughts before anything: maybe if i wasn't ugly
  • nymphogirl05:

    the first time giving a blow job like image

    (via allantruong)


    do ur squats
    eat ur vegetables
    wear red lipstick
    dont let boys be mean to u

    (Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk, via magicul)

    large-flightless-bird:

    when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

    image

    (via crrocs)

    mommamarine:

stunningpicture:

A intact pool between the dirty water of a flood in Germany.

This looks like a halfway done sims house